I Can Bend I Can Twist

was having problems,

Dancing stiff as a board,

My moves that used to wow them

Now they just seem flawed.

Then you told me something

That I knew to be true

When you said I was a robot

Made me feel denim blue.

Chorus:

I can move, I can dance

Just give me half a chance.

I can move, I can dance

Just give me half a chance.

You came to my rescue

I always knew that you could

Gave me Comfort, freshness too

I no longer felt like wood.

I felt it down in my fibres

Softness went so deep

Your loving act of kindness

Made my cloth heart leap.

Chorus:

I can shake, I can bend

And I’ll get there in the end.

I can jump, I can groove

I know I was made to move.

Bridge:

You can take it from a cloth boy

You know, I am convinced

It’s the best I’ve ever felt

And it only took one rinse!

Now I’m good as ever

Comfort put me right

In fact, I’m even better

‘Cos I’m rockin’ the house tonight!

Chorus:

I can bend, I can twist

And I’ve never felt like this.

I can bend, I can twist

And I’ve never felt like this.